(Kids, eye-muffs!). I would not fuck that chick on the billboard. -Pods

QotD

You're mad spotting today.
-pods referring to Hana's ability to point out ridiculous shit on the road, but taken out of context...

Presidential Motorcade?

"Ya, I'm totally hanging out with this chick tomorrow" -me ..5 minutes go by.. Text reads, "So excited, Me and my boyfriend will be there at 12:30, yay!" FAIL

Pods goal: rogering wet!

Circa Bangs boots!

This can't backfire....

Cigs, lemonade, windows up and conference calls w the big guys/girl.

Rock it pods, rock it

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Come into the light of CHRIST!

Iverson we don't love

You long timeeeee.......

P.S. Cute asian lady not only knew we needed 3 bags, but hooked us up with the new flavor in the back!!! Lemonade! Yay :)

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Hammered, Giants, urinal, fail, Usual, pods wtf?

"That is one good thing about him, he liked chocolates and sugar!" -Hana

V Lunch time pool hopping..

DD's couldn't make it :( 100 degrees in man jose people!

Don't hateeee

V Lunch Time Pool Hopping w/lizzle

DD's couldn't make it :( 100 degrees in man jose people!

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"Machines don't bleed" - hana in reference to not bleeding because she is machine

"Brooo, broo, booo, brooochure, brochure" iversonnn u so funny

I smell a DVD Party!!!

It's official!

Hana has been called the girlfriend!

Trip Around The World: Where should we go?

Gentlemen, your idea of avoiding crowds is genious. Here are my thoughts.

First off and foremost, if you are going to be in Europe for an extended period of time, buy yourselves an STA railpass. You will save huge $$ in the long-run.

As far as places to visit, I am a huge fan of Interlaken, Switzerland (20 minutes outside Bern). You can train there from just about anywhere. It is the second most popular extreme sports capital in the world. The town itself is positioned between two lakes (thus the name) and sits at the base of the Swiss Alps. Here you can go on the best hikes and bikes rides of your LIFE or spend some coin and enjoy some ice climbing, skiing/snowboarding (even during the summer), canyoning, rope-swinging (man version), etc. I recommend canyoning...look into it.

I will post more places to visit in the future boys.

MY BEST ADVISE IS TO SPEND YOUR TIME IN EASTERN EUROPE / ASIA.

Hana Quote of the Day (QotD)

I'd rather be a whore than sexually frustrated.

Sugar Fisting!!!

Common Law

Hana quote on us forgetting to cheersing her

Don't forget the driver whose getting you there safely. ... let me rephrase that driving you there entertainingly.

Chase

(D)VD Party!!!!

With Special guest Chase!

Snus is out!

Hana with snus in.

Mark the time! 6:01.

McDonalds has a fire pit and flat screens?

Hana, no fucking way.

711

McDonalds pee. Not creepy bathroom pee.

Cancer Patient

Quote

Nice, but not lesbian. -Hana

Confessions

Hana thinks lesbians love her!

Phenomenall idea

DVD Paint Party at Hana's.

Clouds

It looks like a dragon

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Loco FAIL

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VD Party!!!

I really think we need to rethink the name when Iverson isn't here.
How
Come he gets to be the first D?

MFer

Iverson just licked my coffee. Dammit.

Iverson's Fingernails have Down Syndrom!!

Iverson's Oatmeal & Gravy

An Important Note

Don't ever get a breakfast burrito at an airport.

What the fuck was I thinking.

Tomorrow

We need Oomph.
Www.Swedish-snus.com

Note to VD, DVD Party will take place on the 27th of May! Everyone, pick a bar, and let's rock it out en route to SF! Tell Tooth and Hair and other peeps.

The third to Iverson and Pod's

Carpool Song: Gil Scott Heron

I have a fun spot.

My new line

Now say that without sarcasm.

Covered

"What do Tigers dream of, when they're taking a little Tiger snooze." Fail was premature, I claim victory.

POOF! Covered in Coppenhagen! Yummy.

Let's review, it's 5:30, Hana and I are covered in chewing tobacco brown-bagging our way to SF, Pods is missing, and it smells. Epic fail

The Enemy!!!

Iverson: you've ruined my night.

Just told the news story about the guy who died from a prank where his friends shoved an eel in his ass. That eel ate his intestines from the inside.

A MILF just picked a nose pickle and ate it!!! What the what?

Iverson would still do her.

The Hair joins us in the pool today. Let's see if this one goes the way of work talk.

7 hours till DVD minus the V. What?

Chicken Adobo!

Dear 5 minutes from now,

Yeah I'm happy we're parked.
Sincerely,
Pods

Hana is totally telling him how it is.
I totally agree.

Iverson is joking to lighten the situation.

Serious time backed by classical music.

Yes, Hana. An Indian baby.

Iverson. Seriously.

Hana just held down Iverson's foot. Acceptable.

We have decided to cook dinner for Hana and her parental units/grandma.
Wait, what?

Iverson: this isn't going to end with you calling Lizzy and leaving, is it?

Hana: They're in Oakland. We're cool.

Pissing.

Hana: we sell the chips that make your phone go stellar fast!

DVDParty fail! Passed the photo shoot exit! 6 mile redux.
Now double your money am make it back!!!

Playing: Caribou

Iverson: I'm sick and I'm stoked. 4L.

Lame!

Hana's stopping all the fun for DVDParty for a talk to her mum.
Overheard:

Hana: I don't mean the icecream, I meant the drum sticks...
[silence]
Hana: you're so funny.
[forced laugh]

Hello good looking

Wow, how did I get so lucky to ride w these three foolios?

Pods is doing the PPT hard in back. Real hard. Real back.

Testing 123 partyyy

PLATINO

Iverson

Jesus dude. A bloody already?

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DVD Party is the beat carpool on 101. Bar none.